This preacher refuses to pee sitting down because it's for pussies, Germans and Obama (inevitably) and is prohibited by God. I guess the wingnut preachers who confuse God with Ted Nugent are getting low on material.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Water The Floor in The Name of The Lord!
This preacher refuses to pee sitting down because it's for pussies, Germans and Obama (inevitably) and is prohibited by God. I guess the wingnut preachers who confuse God with Ted Nugent are getting low on material.
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I'm fired up! A man needs ot be a man!!!! Yo!
ReplyDeleteWhere do I find this guy. I need to get tee shirts made with his name and image upon them that declare I WON'T PISS SITTING DOWN!
Serious, you should run some up at Café Press. I bet it's destined to become a teabagger slogan.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I'm too lazy to either stand up or clean piss up off my bathroom floor. Besides, sitting down leaves my hands free to clean my teeth.
So, what does he do when he needs to piss and shit at the same time? Just sit down, do it then ask for forgiveness while he's dropping a deuce? Or does he make an attempt to piss standing up and then sit down before he shits his pants?
ReplyDeleteI once pissed on the wall of Westminster Abbey...does god approve since I was standing?
I distinctly remember pissing in a urinal in Cologne...are German urinals just for foreigners?
Man, there's all kinds of questions I'd like to ask that guy.
My wife suspects that preacher's a closet gay. But she thinks all guys who overdo the manly thing are. She probably thinks Chuck Norris is the gayest man on Earth. (Though that would not surprise me either.)
ReplyDeleteI wonder what God did have to say on the subject of pooping? Squatting? Sitting? Or just fire it out yer ass like a rocket propelled grenade standing up? Hmm...
(And, like you, I remember none of that sitting down stuff in Germany. Maybe it was a rule they made up at Nuremburg to humiliate the Nazis. I can't imagine Hitler was a sitdown pee-er.)
OK, so I looked into the German pissing thing. Apparently because of the (disturbing) "inspection shelf" that most German toilets have, there is a lot of splashing that happens if you piss standing up. As a result, German women have been encouraging men to sit down. In true German form, they even have a particular word for it..."Sitzpinkel"
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Oh man, I remember that shelf! My German ex told me it was because people are obsessed with poop analysis over there and it also makes it easier when they all have to scoop up stool samples to mail to the government for annual checking. (Which sounds like a joke but isn't) They are a colorful people.
ReplyDeleteA British archaeologist I worked with in Cyprus once told me there's nothing a German loves more than a solid, on schedule bowel movement.
ReplyDeleteDon't we all?!
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