Quote of the Day

"Nelson Mandela was in prison for years, he went against the regime, but ultimately he prevailed."

So said oppressed birther Orly Taitz as she equated her own 'struggle' with 27 years spent as a political prisoner in a South African prison.

Great News For Democrats

Insane wingnut slattern and queen of the Birther nuts Orly Taitz is actually within clawing distance of winning the GOP primary tomorrow for California secretary of state. I wish her the best of luck. Nothing short of a new form of AIDs spread exclusively by transvestite hookers could be scarier news for Republicans. Orly Taitz. California Secretary of State. Can you even read that without laughing?

Orly Taitz' Call To Arms

From Orly Taitz' public mental breakdown blog:

"Seeing targeted destruction of our economy, our security, dissipation of American jobs, massive corruption in the Government, Congress Department of Justice and Judiciary, it might be time to start rallies and protests using our second amendment right to bear arms and organize in militias."

First, I'd be surprised if Taitz and her fruitbat army could organize their way out of a paper bag. Second, jammy-wearing, mom's-basement-dwelling bitches, bring it on.

Orly Taitz: Heart Breaker

Orly Taitz: nutty bitch. And heartbreaker.

When I first read Orly Taitz' spurned lover's blog, I wanted to pull a few amusing quotes and poke fun. But that would do an injustice to this masterpiece of insanity. Please read it at your leisure.

Batsh*t Crazy Stupid Bitch

Orly Taitz: batsh*t crazy stupid bitch

Orly Taitz is to the American legal system what a plutonium enema is to a healthy digestive tract. She's a one-women army of demented idiocy who makes Glenn Beck look like Noam Chomsky. Jeez, does she ever shut her dumb mouth?

Here's her latest shot across the bows of the Obama administration:

"There will be actions in International Courts to expose the violation of Human rights by Obama regime, the tyranny of the Communist Kenyan usurper Barack Hussein Obama and ones who are aiding and abetting him."

I understand we have a First Amendment and that loons like Taitz should be given enough rope to hang themselves. But isn't she providing a textbook example of the legal definition of sedition right here?

But it's also true that the more Taitz voices her opinions, the more those opinions are demonstrated to be false by virtue of her still being able to voice them. So long may she yap.

Praying For Orly Taitz

Spot the Orly Taitz supporter...

I know, I know... picking on Dr. Orly Taitz Esquire is like shooting paraplegic fish in a tiny barrel with a bazooka. But this prayer by one of her minions posted on her blog is worth mention:

"Dr. Taitz is perhaps the most courageous woman in these here United States. She is the only one who has the guts to continue her fight, even though the judges and the court system is corrupt and being paid off by the Hussein administration. I pray for Dr. Taitz every night before I go to sleep. God tells me that everything will be OK in the end. Our African president will be in Jail and the Constitution will be validated. My prayer:

“Sweet Jesus I beseech you to listen to my humble prayer. Protect Dr. Orly Taitz and keep her from harm. She is doing your work here on earth. For thine is the kingdom of heavent, etc., etc.”

We are with you 120%!!"

Sweet Jesus indeed. As a sidenote, here's a list of other words besides 'Heaven' that Taitz fans can't spell (or non-existent words they can spell) as evidenced by the first post on her homepage:

diobolical, postpondment, decison, intrest, resovle, Prospartity, internationl, discuise, inteligence, compasion, outstnding, incredable, tourch, becan

This breaks down to one out of every 29 words misspelled. I know conservatives are morally opposed to Spellcheck, but this must be some kind of record.

Taitz Ain't Quittin'

Orly Taitz: nutty bitch

Birther lunatic and pathological liar Orly Taitz is trying to revive her lawsuit challenging the legitimacy of Barack Obama’s presidency - even though the judge who rejected her last suit "received several affidavits from witnesses who say that Taitz asked them to lie to the court".

One of the most intriguing of the aforementioned affidavits was by fellow birther loon Lucas Smith. After Smith was almost run down by a car in Los Angeles, Taitz asked him to lie to the judge and say it was as a deliberate attempt on his life by 'Obama operatives'.

Is Taitz determined to keep picking the scab and pissing off judges until she ends up in jail? Let's hope so.

Conservatives to Media: Don't speak to Us We're Nuts

Wrap your head round this tortured logic from Newsbusters.org:

"In its ongoing effort to embarrass conservatives, Tuesday's Washington Post devoted a large front-page profile to Orly Taitz, one of the leaders of the "birther" crusade to prove President Obama was not born in America."

So when the 'liberal media' gives a platform to a conservative voice, it's only done as a ruse to embarrass conservatives by letting them speak?

When conservatives busy themselves whining about the biased media trying to silence them, perhaps they should be careful what they wish for.

Birther Loon Going Broke

The law is finally losing patience with Birther Queen Orly Taitz. U.S. District Court Judge Clay Land, in Columbus, has fined her $20,000 for willfully abusing her right to practice law. He says:

"The Court finds that counsel’s conduct was willful and not merely negligent. It demonstrates bad faith on her part. As an attorney, she is deemed to have known better. She owed a duty to follow the rules and to respect the Court. Counsel’s pattern of conduct conclusively establishes that she did not mistakenly violate a provision of law. She knowingly violated Rule 11. Her response to the Court’s show cause order is breathtaking in its arrogance and borders on delusional.”

In just a few months, she's gone from spearheading a teabagger cause célèbre to being an embarrassing loon everyone wishes would just shut up. Even Glenn Beck won't go there anymore. Maybe there is hope that the small but vociferous minority of Americans who have lost their damn minds may be starting to find them.