What Century is it Again..?

Sometimes, when listening to right-wing f*ckwits, it's easy to lose track of reality and wonder what century we're living in. Today's time machine slam courtesy of Ann Coulter:

"That's why our blacks are so much better than their blacks."

So said Coulter when comparing black republicans with black liberals. What the f*ck century is it again??? I'm pretty sure people, such as "blacks", have not been referred to using possessive adjectives since about 1860. But good work on dog-whistling the Republican base, Mr Coulter.

Radiation Good For You?

Left: Ann Coulter, right: David Lee Roth.

I know Ann Coulter is soooo retro these days that mocking him would be like doing a bit on "hey, what's with bell-bottom jeans and 8-tracks?". But I really couldn't let this stupid slab of crap from his blog go uncommented. Says Coulter:

With the terrible earthquake and resulting tsunami that have devastated Japan, the only good news is that anyone exposed to excess radiation from the nuclear power plants is now probably much less likely to get cancer.

Yes indeed. According to the Coultergeist, "radiation is good for you". I look forward to this retarded meme seeping into the wingnut subconscious - especially as we debate the pros and cons of resuming construction of nuclear power plants in the US. Jeez, is there no discussion conservatives can't sabotage with nonsense?

Coulter Unleashes Flying Monkeys On Wrong Guy

So Ann Coulter does a hate piece about Michael Joseph Gross, the author who got on the wingnut sh*tlist for doing a book about Palin, and the flying monkeys go wild firing off homicidal hate mail. Only problem, dumbass Coulter didn't write Michael Joseph Gross, he just wrote Michael Gross who happens to be a completely different author.

The aggrieved Gross has posted an open complaint on his own site along with some of the emails he's been getting from Coulter readers. Here's one from Sheila Lee (aug77@cox.net) who says:

"Were you in Sarah’s bedroom,did you see whether her busband had sex with her….who are your so-called un-named sources and how many of them might have been peering through Sara’s bedroom windows…you’re peeping tom article is typical low life,new york jew smear….yes i am an anti semite,and those like you make my feelings all the clearer as to why."

Nice.

As they say, you can judge a man by the company he keeps. Or, in Coulter's case, his readers.

Coulter On Terror

I'm tempted to say Ann Coulter must have lost her damn mind. But I guess the screeching he-bitch would had to have found it first for that to be possible.

On Bill O'Reilly's show yesterday Coulter was talking about those crafty terr'ists stashing explosives in hard to find places and the difficulties involved in finding them.

"Unless the bomb is inserted under the foreskin- and, by the way, I don’t see a clear angle on the anus- that’s a pretty easy hiding place for this."

Not to try and be logical in the face of overwhelming insanity, but I believe Allah, like Yahweh, frowns upon foreskins. And, if there were any Muslims with foreskins willing to be recruited as al Qaeda suicide bombers, would any have foreskins capacious enough to hide bombs capable of blowing holes in airliners?

Coulter also disapproved of full-body scans. Natch. I'm sure he wouldn't want those secret balls of his showing up on a screen at the airport thus blowing his thinly disguised cover.

Conservative Lookalikes #2

Left: Ann Coulter, right: David Lee Roth

More She(male) Devilry

"OK, Ann... tuck that wiener in a bit more and... smile."

Coulter is like a sad old organ grinder still winding the handle even though the monkey dropped dead of exhaustion years ago. He is so washed up and self-parodying it's a wonder he still gets on TV.

Coulter was on the Joy Behar show recently retreading some guff about 'all political assassins being liberals' and it was as much as I could do to stay awake. Five years ago, this garbage might have been infuriating, now it's just tired old self-parody. So how does he still get the attention he craves? The MO is simple:

1. Scribble some book full of faux facts, call it something insulting to liberals and stick a scary picture of yourself on the cover.

2. Get your conservative movement buddies to buy up your latest "Liberals are blah blah" book by the truck-load so it gets on the bestseller lists.

3. Appear on as many talk shows as possible to make 'outrageous' arguments that you then back up by saying 'read my book, it's all in there.'

But there is an upside. Our huge reserves of unread Coulter books could offer a potential solution for America's energy crisis. And at the rate he churns new titles, it would be an eminently renewable resource.

Ann Coulter: She(male) Devil

I guess I could never be a proper political columnist. You see, I just don't have it in me to write sober, analytical critiques of people like Ann Coulter.

Whenever I read what Coulter has to say, it usually makes me want to type 'evil f***ing c***' over and over like Jack Nicholson typing 'all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy' in The Shining.

Last night on Hannity, Coulter accused George Soros of being a self-confessed Nazi collaborator and that, as part of the syndicate buying the St Louis Rams, the team would have been better off having Limbaugh as owner rather than Soros.

So what does Coulter base this accusation on?

George Soros is a Hungarian Jew who survived the Nazi occupation as a boy because his father bribed a government official to shelter him. Because the government official happened to be in charge of confiscating Jewish property on behalf of the Nazis, that makes Soros a collaborator.

Yup, Ann Coulter has stooped that low. It certainly says something when you think 'Oh my God, I can't believe Coulter just said that'.