Selling a Lemon: Welcome to The Next Republican Majority

In a sane world, the Republican party would have zero chance of gaining in the midterms. But then we don't live in a sane world. Instead we have Democrats panicking at the thought of fighting against a party that proposes:

• To dismantle Medicare
• To hit 90% of Americans with "substantial tax increases"
• To provide "massive tax cuts" for the wealthy
• To "balloon" the deficit

How can the Republicans stand a snowball's chance in hell of selling this sh*tty agenda? Cue dumb voters who'd rather cut their own throats than have a black "Marxist/Nazi" in power. Cue a lying, misinforming media that may as well file as a GOP political action committee. Cue a feckless herd of useless p*ssies running as Democrats. Say hello to the next Republican majority...

Liz Cheney: All Hat, No Cattle

Liz Cheney (left) and 'True Blood' actor Alexander Skarsgard(?)

Neocons are like ten-a-penny barroom loudmouths. And just like her dad, Liz Cheney is no exception. Liz likes to talk tough and project a fist-swingin' manly-man image. But call her out? Oops.. gotta be somewhere else.

Liz says MSNBC are "afraid to debate the issues". So Rachel Maddow 'called her out' and dared Cheney to appear on her show last night. But, when push came to shove, fightin' Liz had to be somewhere else - namely a TV date with Sean Hannity instead.

Maddow says "We have called her many, many, many times, including twice on Friday. So far she has declined every single invitation that we have extended."

Yet Cheney's astroturf group "Keep America Safe" is still running an ad asking "Why don't [MSNBC] want to debate the issues? What are they so afraid of?"

The word 'pathetic' would seem inadequate in this context.

As a side note, is it just me or does Sean "I'm almost literally a pinhead" Hannity have the smallest forehead on TV? It's not so much a forehead as a teeny on-ramp onto the world's least traveled highway that is his brain. Jeez, Ann Coulter's adam's apple is bigger than Hannity's forehead.