C*nts of The Day

Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-NC) says political rhetoric doesn't really incite violent behavior at all -- but not before describing Arizona shooting suspect Jared Loughner as a "communist" and "the liberal of liberals."

You'd think Foxx, being a professional pol, might know liberalism and communism are mutually exclusive schools of thought. It's not actually possible to be both. But it would seem impossible to be Virginia Foxx and not be a c*nt.

Then there's John Velleco, the director of federal affairs for the Gun Owners of America, whose all pissed that gun control advocates will be using the Tucson massacre as an 'excuse' to push their agenda. Velleco said "You can't just pass a law every time something bad happens and expect that to solve the problem."

Err... isn't that exactly how the lawmaking process works?

A Foxx On Both Our Houses

Imagine you've drunk a case of extra-organic, microbrew beer, eaten an out-of-date burrito from your local Exxon and got heat stroke all on the same day. Then imagine you ended up with that special kind of semi-explosive, liquid diarrhea that churns in your gut and resembles Starbucks latte more than it does s***. Then imagine you're trapped miles away from a restroom and you get seepage. Then imagine you get home and throw your underwear into a dark corner of your closet in a fit of self-disgust. Then, finally, imagine you stumble upon said underwear several weeks later and examine the contents. You're close to imagining Virginia Foxx, the senile tw*t representing North Carolina's 5th district. This boss-eyed protoplast actually stood up in the House and said of the health reform bill:

"I believe we have more to fear from the potential of that bill passing than we do from any terrorist right now in any country."

I take it back. I'm imagining those violated, moldering underpants and I'm thinking how I could do the residents of North Carolina's 5th district a good turn and have them run for office.