Out Of The Mouths Of Babes (And Morons)

Giuliani proves again that morons such as he should not play poker because they're no good at hiding their hand. When Wolf Blitzer asked him about his no-terrorism-under-Bush statement and cited the anthrax attacks of 2001 as an example of Bush-era terror, Giuliani said:

"Yes, but that was not done in the name -- as far as we know, that was not done in the name of Islamic terrorism any more than, you know, serial killers who..."

If the anthrax attacks were not terrorism, WTF were they? A direct mail campaign???

In one sentence Giuliani shows his hand: it wasn't done by Muslims so it's not terrorism. You have to be a Muslim to be a terrorist. And, presumably, you have to be a terrorist to be a Muslim.

For authoritarian conservatives, cultural chauvinists and casual bigots like Giuliani, we are not fighting a war on terror. We're fighting a war on Islam.

Rudy Giuliani's Bullsh*t Supernova

I used to think of Giuliani as 'Bush With Brains'. But now..? The slimeball was Mayor on 9-11 and has virtually trademarked '9-11' ever since. Yet somehow he can say this without choking:

"We had no domestic attacks under Bush. We’ve had one under Obama."

Usually, the word c*nt is offensive. In Giuliani's case, not to refer to him as such would be an offense.

Related: Other Republican C*nts Who Claim No Terror Attacks Happened Under Bush

Historical Revisionism Land Speed Record Broken Again

Dana Perino and Mary Matalin: Are these people ruthless Machiavellians? Or are they just dumb c*nts?

As far as historical revisionism goes, you can't beat former Bush apparatchiks for speed - if not finesse. First we had Dana Perino telling us via Hannity that "We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush's term."

Now we have GOP strategist and former Dick Cheney adviser Mary Matalin arguing that "we inherited a recession from President Clinton and we inherited the most tragic attack on our own soil in our nation’s history."

I'm again struggling with the cognitive paradox that had me scratching my head through eight straight years of the Bush administration. Are these people ruthless Machiavellians who seek to control their environment by bending reality to their will? Or are they just dumb c*nts?

Republican's Go Pussy-er Continued...

"Well I think it’s an insult to the memory of those who were brutally murdered on Sept. 11th to have the leaders behind these cowardly acts of terrorism sit in a courtroom blocks away from ground zero and reap the full benefits and protections of the U.S. Constitution."

Said Missouri Senator Kit Bond. "Reap the full benefits and protections of the U.S. Constitution"? To get life in prison or lethal injection? WTF are you talking about??? So do we just dump the constitution and just start lynching them instead? Truly, our Senate is more full of pussies than Hugh Heffner's hot tub.

Jim Webb Joins 9-11 Bizarro World

Jim Webb, Virginia Democrat and Mick Hucknall look-alike, is on the 'oooh the terr'ists are too scary to go on trial' bandwagon. His logic:

"Those who have committed acts of international terrorism are enemy combatants, just as certainly as the Japanese pilots who killed thousands of Americans at Pearl Harbor. It will be disruptive, costly, and potentially counterproductive to try them as criminals in our civilian courts."

Bullsh*t. You can't compare Japanese pilots at Pearl Harbor to the 9-11 hijackers. The Japanese air force were following the orders of the Emperor of Japan. But al Qaeda is not a sovereign nation. 9-11 was not an act of war by a sovereign nation and the terrorists are not 'enemy combatants'. Hijacking planes and flying them into buildings is not 'combat'.

Why would Webb want to side with the GOP obstructionists and block the pursuit of justice? To my thinking, these people are every bit as bizarre and illogical as the 'One-world reptile people did it' 9-11 conspiracy theorists. Get a f***ing grip people!

Republican's Go Pussy-er

WTF is wrong with Boehner and his moribund party of desperate opportunists? Attorney General Eric Holder is transferring five 9-11 conspirators from Gitmo to NY for trial and all these premenstrual clowns can do is bitch about it. Said Boehner:

"The Obama Administration's irresponsible decision to prosecute the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks in New York City puts the interests of liberal special interest groups before the safety and security of the American people."

What is that crap even supposed to mean? Is everyone who wants to see justice done and have the psychotic f***ers who killed 3,000 Americans punished now part of a 'liberal special interest group'?

We've already had them whining that Obama's plan to close Guantanamo and move prisoners to federal "supermax" prisons in the U.S. will 'endanger Americans.' When did they become such pussies and the terrorists so superhumanly scary they can't even bear the idea of them hunkering down with our own serial killers and mass murderers in prison? You'd think a good ol' law n' order conservative would like nothing more than to have the 9-11 conspirators rotting in some federal dungeon for the rest of their lives playing shower tag with Charles Manson.

9-11 was a crime and the perpetrators of that crime need to be prosecuted. They are not X Men. I think our prisons can hold them.