Governor Asshat

Says TPM:

"Gov. Rick Perry of Texas is suing the Environmental Protection Agency in a bid to stop it from regulating global warming pollution. The centerpiece of his argument? Those leaked "Climate-Gate" emails."

says commenter GTFOOH at TPM:

"I could write a thesis about this, but it only needs one word: ASSHAT!"

Not even a foot of snow in one day in Dallas/Fort Worth last week seems to have made Perry pause for thought. It's only the first time ever that's happened... so nothing to see here, move along.

If Obama mentioned that the earth was round, you get the feeling Republicans like Perry would start cranking the flat earth theory. Then, naturally, the MSM pundits would present it as an equally valid opinion.

Anyone Surprised?

From John Heilemann and Mark Halperin's book 'Game Change':

"In the days leading up to an interview with ABC News’ Charlie Gibson, aides were worried with Ms. Palin’s grasp of facts. She couldn’t explain why North and South Korea were separate nations and she did not know what the Federal Reserve did. She also said she believed Saddam Hussein attacked the United States on Sept. 11, 2001."

Rudy Giuliani's Bullsh*t Supernova

I used to think of Giuliani as 'Bush With Brains'. But now..? The slimeball was Mayor on 9-11 and has virtually trademarked '9-11' ever since. Yet somehow he can say this without choking:

"We had no domestic attacks under Bush. We’ve had one under Obama."

Usually, the word c*nt is offensive. In Giuliani's case, not to refer to him as such would be an offense.

Related: Other Republican C*nts Who Claim No Terror Attacks Happened Under Bush

Orly Taitz: Heart Breaker

Orly Taitz: nutty bitch. And heartbreaker.

When I first read Orly Taitz' spurned lover's blog, I wanted to pull a few amusing quotes and poke fun. But that would do an injustice to this masterpiece of insanity. Please read it at your leisure.

Random Picture of the Day

Don't ask me why I was checking out the K-Fed Fanclub site. But if you're ever there, don't forget to check the fan art section. Here's a sample called 'The Many Faces of Kev' with artists notes below:


This took hours conceptually. Planning. Working. Test runs. Notice how by adding two dots, i have made a second face for kevin out of his armpit hair. This means so much. Drawn by: Princess

Now I don't care who you are. That's scary right there...

Teabaggers Plan Die-in

Dumber than sh*t and three times as nasty... it's teabaggin' time!

The Libertard/Teabagger a-holes are mobilizing once more for a hippy-style die-in in Washington tomorrow:

"The intention is to go inside the Senate offices and hallways, and play out the role of patients waiting for treatment in government controlled medical facilities. As the day goes on some of us will pretend to die from our untreated illnesses and collapse on the floor."

Hopefully they're one step nearer to the ultimate protest of committing mass seppuku and giving this beat up, infantilized country a sorely needed break. If I hear the words "Muslim", "Small Government", "Ron Paul" or "Taxes" once more, I swear I'm going to start punching these dimwitted c*nts in the street.

Batsh*t Crazy Stupid Bitch

Orly Taitz: batsh*t crazy stupid bitch

Orly Taitz is to the American legal system what a plutonium enema is to a healthy digestive tract. She's a one-women army of demented idiocy who makes Glenn Beck look like Noam Chomsky. Jeez, does she ever shut her dumb mouth?

Here's her latest shot across the bows of the Obama administration:

"There will be actions in International Courts to expose the violation of Human rights by Obama regime, the tyranny of the Communist Kenyan usurper Barack Hussein Obama and ones who are aiding and abetting him."

I understand we have a First Amendment and that loons like Taitz should be given enough rope to hang themselves. But isn't she providing a textbook example of the legal definition of sedition right here?

But it's also true that the more Taitz voices her opinions, the more those opinions are demonstrated to be false by virtue of her still being able to voice them. So long may she yap.

She Who Shall Henceforth Remain Nameless III

'She Who Shall Remain Nameless' announced her plan to crack down on Ahmadinejad by imposing sanctions on "Iraq." on the Sean Insanity Show last night.

She again proved her intellectual mettle by confusing Iran with Iraq. Not once - that could be a forgivable slip of the tongue - but twice. I guess that pesky one letter diff is a big deal when you have a one-pint brain sloshing around in an 8-gallon head. Bumbass ditch.

New York Post "Hellish Cauldron of Racism, Sexism, and White Rage"

New York Post editor-in-chief Col Allan "likes to rub his penis up against his female employees, whether they want him to or not" says fired editor.

After The New York Post ran that sub-Klan cartoon with Obama as a dead chimp earlier this year, Sandra Guzman, a post editor, complained and was duly fired. Now Allan is probably regretting that decision after she decided to sue his ass and lift the lid on life at the Post. Some of the choice examples include Allan's alleged propensity for rubbing his dick on female employees, his idea of running a cartoon depicting Jews as sewer rats and mention of a young female copywriter being offered a gig in return for a blowjob. Phew... classy stuff.

Random Picture of the Day

Some porno pastiches are witty. But porno Seinfeld??? The New Sensations smut peddlars also offer a porno version of 'The Office' for some reason. Why the hell would anyone want to relive network sitcoms whilst cracking one off?

Random Picture of the Day

Michele Allen, 32, of Middletown, Ohio, got arrested while working drunk at a Halloween 'haunted trail'.
Said Police Major Mark Hoffman: "It's curious. When I think of Halloween, I don't think of cows as being scary - although this one was." Allen was arrested after blocking traffic, chasing kids and challenging passersby to "suck her udders."

Fox News Digs New Low

A Fox poll from October 29th asks "Who do you think is more determined to win the war in Afghanistan - President Obama or the leadership of the Taliban and al Qaeda?"

I'd like to say something witty and vituperative but I can't. Fox really are an affront to decency, honesty and humanity. And that ain't too funny.

Powerful Stupid

Is this the logical conclusion of the conservative dumbing-down process? Are all campaign ads now to be pitched at a Pre-K level? The Awl calls this "the dumbest campaign ad of all time... This ad is not just stupid, it is powerful stupid. Please do enjoy."

Cretin Round-up

Caught two of the critters... and they're both Glenn Beck.

First, Beck Tweets about Nancy Pelosi's Communist/Socialist/Maoist/Rastafarian plans to ban Fox News. Oops... Pelosi banning Fox was actually a joke by a wingnut blogger that Beck mistook for news.

Second, Beck does a rant about how Net Neutrality is a Marxist plot to destroy free speech. Even for a cretin like Beck, how does this logical contradiction even begin to make sense? "We intend to destroy your freedom of speech by... err... protecting and enabling it."

Flag as F***ing Retarded

This might be the single stupidest thing I've ever read. Even on Townhall.com. I wonder if wingnut sites like this should add another option to their comments section. "Flag as Offensive" is pretty much redundant. Maybe a "Flag as F***ing Retarded" button might be more useful?