Glenn Beck's Latest Sanity Fail

When they say 'a little knowledge is a dangerous thing', what about Becky? How dangerous a thing is a complete absence of any knowledge whatsoever? Ponder this: he's now accusing us liberals of being Maoists. I kid you not.

"These are progressives who follow Mao, they are gonna put the foot on the gas - it's not gonna be pretty. And they will eat their own, the Democrats, first."

If you're dumb enough to believe this BS, you'd also assume we're very crappy Communists too given the distinct lack of revolution going on and the fact that Beck still hasn't been shot in the head and rolled into a mass grave along with Hannity, Limbaugh, Coulter and all the other capitalist running dogs. So double burn from Becky. Ouch.

Shaddeging The Terror Trial 'Debate'

It's amazing that insane man-child John Shadegg (R-AZ) even manages to get dressed by himself in the morning let alone presume to represent his unfortunate constituents in Washington. The guy is a 100% certifiable loon who'd be way better suited to directing invisible traffic downtown or masturbating on buses.

On the House floor last night Shadegg made his case against holding trials for 9-11 suspects in New York City, directing a question to Mayor Michael Bloomberg:

"I saw the mayor of New York said today, 'We're tough. We can do it.' Well, Mayor, how are you going to feel when it's your daughter that's kidnapped at school by a terrorist? How are you going to feel when it's some clerk -- some innocent clerk of the court -- whose daughter or son is kidnapped? Or the judge's wife? Or the jailer's little brother or little sister? This is political correctness run amok."

Is Shadegg really such a dim bulb he doesn't realize the GOP's patent fear-stoking crap only works on the rubes who vote for him and not on fellow pols? It's scary that we entrust matters this grave to airheads like Shadegg whose grasp on reality is so patently non-existent. In many ways, I'd feel a lot safer having terrorists on the loose in America rather than John Shadegg.

Glenn Beck Goes Bats**** Crazy. Literally.

In one of the most bizarre episodes of the Glenn Beck Show yet,
Beck compared the Obama administration to the mob. Then, wielding a baseball bat, told his viewers:

"You gotta take a stand, even though you know, in the end, you’ll pull out a knife and they’re gonna pull out a gun… You have to ask yourself, if you stand up, what are you willing to do? Sure, you might get whacked. But let me tell you something. You spend too much time in bed with the mob, you spend too much time at that table, you’re gonna get whacked eventually anyway."

I'm still amazed that Beck earns in excess of $20 million a year for doing what schizophrenic hobos all over America do every day for free.

Birther Loon Going Broke

The law is finally losing patience with Birther Queen Orly Taitz. U.S. District Court Judge Clay Land, in Columbus, has fined her $20,000 for willfully abusing her right to practice law. He says:

"The Court finds that counsel’s conduct was willful and not merely negligent. It demonstrates bad faith on her part. As an attorney, she is deemed to have known better. She owed a duty to follow the rules and to respect the Court. Counsel’s pattern of conduct conclusively establishes that she did not mistakenly violate a provision of law. She knowingly violated Rule 11. Her response to the Court’s show cause order is breathtaking in its arrogance and borders on delusional.”

In just a few months, she's gone from spearheading a teabagger cause célèbre to being an embarrassing loon everyone wishes would just shut up. Even Glenn Beck won't go there anymore. Maybe there is hope that the small but vociferous minority of Americans who have lost their damn minds may be starting to find them.