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Showing posts with label Eww. Show all posts
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Pictures That Look Like Bad Porn But Aren't #1
This disturbing image comes from Limbermen.com - the online community for people who are really bendy. Mike has been "stretching for 30 years and still improving his flexibility." (Nightmares? You're welcome.)
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Random Picture of the Day
Some porno pastiches are witty. But porno Seinfeld??? The New Sensations smut peddlars also offer a porno version of 'The Office' for some reason. Why the hell would anyone want to relive network sitcoms whilst cracking one off?
When Pranks Go Wrong
Five Virginia correctional officers have been charged with animal cruelty after whacking off a German Shepherd. Said Powhatan Commonwealth’s Attorney Robert B. Beasley Jr.:
"Essentially, he was touching the dog’s penis with his hand, the others were there filming it. That’s actually how we learned of it — there’s a video."
The intriguing part of the story is the defense. They're claiming it was all part of a hazing and that a newby K-9 guy was told "if you masturbate your K-9 unit, you’ll have greater control over it."
In the history of pranks backfiring with drastic consequences, prison guards facing time in their own prison for bestiality has to rank pretty high. Oops.
"Essentially, he was touching the dog’s penis with his hand, the others were there filming it. That’s actually how we learned of it — there’s a video."
The intriguing part of the story is the defense. They're claiming it was all part of a hazing and that a newby K-9 guy was told "if you masturbate your K-9 unit, you’ll have greater control over it."
In the history of pranks backfiring with drastic consequences, prison guards facing time in their own prison for bestiality has to rank pretty high. Oops.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Random Ewww...
"Squeez Bacon® is simply the tastiest bacon food product ever made" say Think Geek who are selling it. I'm half nauseated and half intrigued. It's the culinary equivalent of "Hey, wanna see Michelle Malkin naked?"
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Random Ewww...
From The Best of Craigslist:
"I have an older laptop, about 8 years old, it's a blue toshiba. It has a few missing keys and a few scratches, and only about 40 gigs of free space. I got a newer laptop though and I don't need this one. I call it a porn laptop because I'm pretty sure it has a few viruses and stuff, but I still use it for porn. It runs internet pretty fast and I already have about 200 favorites of porn sites saved in my favorites for firefox. It works for porn perfectly, but not big or fast enough for music/video editing or any of that."
"I have an older laptop, about 8 years old, it's a blue toshiba. It has a few missing keys and a few scratches, and only about 40 gigs of free space. I got a newer laptop though and I don't need this one. I call it a porn laptop because I'm pretty sure it has a few viruses and stuff, but I still use it for porn. It runs internet pretty fast and I already have about 200 favorites of porn sites saved in my favorites for firefox. It works for porn perfectly, but not big or fast enough for music/video editing or any of that."
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