OK, Liberals, Stop Shooting at Lou Dobbs

Lou Dobbs is all pissed that some dirty foreigners/liberals have been taking potshots at his house because of his "views on illegal immigration and border security."

But the cops aren't convinced foul play is involved and the neighbors say stray hunters' bullets are common in Dobbs' neighborhood:

Neighbor Rocky Russo, who was dressed in camouflage gear and bowhunting for white-tailed deer near Mr. Dobbs’s property, said, “might have been some idiot taking a shot at a squirrel in a tree. Who knows?”

I'm going to look an ass if anyone does off Dobbs but, really, who the hell would bother assassinating a semi-senile, third-rate CNN hack? It would be the political assassin's equivalent of banging a fat chick.