Obama to Tell All on UFOs?

Filmmaker RJ Thomas made a straight-to DVD parody documentary called 'The Top Secret UFO Project' back in 2006. Out of the many crank contacts he inevitably received, one stood out - an anonymous tip-off that said Obama is planning to reveal what the government knows on the subject.

"A caller left a message on Mr. Thomas' voice mail on October 13th. In a deep and mysterious voice, the caller said, "We are not alone. On November 17th, President Obama will acknowledge about the aliens."

"He put a big pause in-between the two sentences." Mr. Thomas said. "I don't know if it is just the way he talks or he was doing it for dramatic effect.""

Heck, I've seen a UFO (it flew, it was unidentified), but I still find it hard to get too steamed up about them. But the idea of the government 'fessing up on the subject is intriguing. Would we all stop taking authority seriously if we knew our governments were not the biggest game in town? Would the churches empty and the Pope file for bankruptcy? And, most importantly, could we ask them to quit probing our hillbillies? It's undignified and it hurts their feelings.

Stay tuned...