More She(male) Devilry

"OK, Ann... tuck that wiener in a bit more and... smile."

Coulter is like a sad old organ grinder still winding the handle even though the monkey dropped dead of exhaustion years ago. He is so washed up and self-parodying it's a wonder he still gets on TV.

Coulter was on the Joy Behar show recently retreading some guff about 'all political assassins being liberals' and it was as much as I could do to stay awake. Five years ago, this garbage might have been infuriating, now it's just tired old self-parody. So how does he still get the attention he craves? The MO is simple:

1. Scribble some book full of faux facts, call it something insulting to liberals and stick a scary picture of yourself on the cover.

2. Get your conservative movement buddies to buy up your latest "Liberals are blah blah" book by the truck-load so it gets on the bestseller lists.

3. Appear on as many talk shows as possible to make 'outrageous' arguments that you then back up by saying 'read my book, it's all in there.'

But there is an upside. Our huge reserves of unread Coulter books could offer a potential solution for America's energy crisis. And at the rate he churns new titles, it would be an eminently renewable resource.