Radiation Good For You?

Left: Ann Coulter, right: David Lee Roth.

I know Ann Coulter is soooo retro these days that mocking him would be like doing a bit on "hey, what's with bell-bottom jeans and 8-tracks?". But I really couldn't let this stupid slab of crap from his blog go uncommented. Says Coulter:

With the terrible earthquake and resulting tsunami that have devastated Japan, the only good news is that anyone exposed to excess radiation from the nuclear power plants is now probably much less likely to get cancer.

Yes indeed. According to the Coultergeist, "radiation is good for you". I look forward to this retarded meme seeping into the wingnut subconscious - especially as we debate the pros and cons of resuming construction of nuclear power plants in the US. Jeez, is there no discussion conservatives can't sabotage with nonsense?