Showing posts with label Urban Dictionary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Urban Dictionary. Show all posts

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Going Congressional, Part Three


In case "going congressional" was a bit subtle, I've also added the noun "shadegg" to Urban Dictionary.

Related: Going Congressional | Going Congressional, Part Two

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Going Congressional


"Is it the voices again, John? Is it..? Just breathe into the bag nice and slowly..."

Is there any other job apart from elected representative where you get to spazz out and go 100% mental at work and not be fired? As a companion to the phrase 'going postal' I'd like to coin the new term 'going congressional' as a tribute to Congressman John Shadegg (R-AZ) who did just that:

"What we’re really getting here is we’re not just getting single-payer care. We’re getting full on Russian gulag, Soviet-style gulag health care."


Hell, if you said this in regular company, people would whisper anxiously about you and offer brown paper bags for you to breathe into. If you talked with this magnitude of insanity at work, you'd be escorted off the premises by security. But somehow it's OK for an elected representative to go balls-out, poop-hurling mental at work and get away with it?