Crap Roundup

Andrew Breitbart on the warpath... watch out liberals!

Today in crap... Ralph Nader says he's looking for someone to run against Obama in the Democratic primaries. (Hopefully, that idea continues not to occur to the GOP.)

Then there's an uppity 'tard bagger by the name of David Lewis challenging the Big Orange himself for his Ohio seat. According to Lewis, John Boehner is a socialist. Wow. I think we have a winner in the ongoing Tea Party game of "who can think of the least socialist thing to call socialist". Bernie Sanders must feel so slighted. Really.

And penultimately... Paul Ryan is asked about the state of Georgia's genius idea of forcing unemployed folks to work for free. "The Georgia plan sounds pretty interesting," Ryan told Fox News' Chris Wallace Sunday. So there you have it. Given that Paul Ryan is probably the most heartless son of a bitch in a party comprised entirely of heartless sons of bitches, it can't be long before he starts thinking bullwhips and ankle chains are "a good idea" too. God help us.

Oh... and let's not forget Andrew Breitbart's ongoing nervous breakdown. Now he's telling sympathetic 'baggers that he'd like to "fire the first shot". Is he still talking civil war or gay porn? Who the f*ck knows...

Andrew Breitbart Calls For Anti-Janeane Garofalo Civil War

Sad, bloated, permanently premenstrual Breitbart is soooo mad about being called gay by snarky liberals he's called for a civil war to rid the country of us. Says Gawker:

Breitbart's war fantasy pits Janeane Garofalo, SEIU, and "public sector union thugs" vs. him and America's gun-owning anti-liberals. "They can only win a rhetorical or propaganda war," he told a gathering of Tea Partiers in Boston. "We outnumber them and we have the guns." When the gatherers laugh, he reiterates: "I'm not kidding."

I'm not about to pick apart Breitbart's stream of clinical paranoia... but I would like to ask why wingnuts, such as he, always assume "liberals" aren't packing as much heat as conservatives? The rural backwoods and urban ghettos of America are teeming with liberally-inclined firepower... If there ever were some kind of bipartisan civil war that pitted conservative against liberal, I'm sure the right-wing dipsh*ts would be in for a panty-wetting surprise... Just because liberals don't worship and fetishize guns as penis substitutes, don't mean we ain't got 'em too. Teabaggers: be careful what you wish for!

Time To Purge?

Free speech be damned. When Limp-baugh is on the airwaves likening the pro-union protests in Wisconsin to the Muslim Brotherhood, when Andrew "Lying F*ck" Breitbart is given exposure by the supposedly rational National Review to share his thoughts on "Obama organizing anarchists in order to intimidate Americans", there is something wrong. Yes, speech should be free. But the freedom to lie maliciously and cynically in order to undermine other people's freedom? Can't we iron out that wrinkle somehow?

Mass Failure

After getting royally screwed by Andrew Breitbart, I do hope Shirley Sherrod follows through with suing his ass and, hopefully, putting his hack propaganda unit out of business. It's about time the justice system started shutting down pernicious ass boils like Breitbart who use the First amendment as a handy cover for advancing the white supremacist/conservative agenda by any means necessary.

But Sherrod was also failed horribly by the USDA and the NAACP. I think the larger issue is how quick they were to disown her purely on the word of a known scumbag. It's about time the advocates started advocating and the government started governing instead of just dodging controversy by throwing good people under the bus.