Donald Trump Appointed King of the Third Grade

Our last chance to recycle such classic lines as "there'll be hell toupee" and "hair today, gone tomorrow". Sigh...

Says Donald Trump after pulling out of the 2012 race:

I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election.

What an unbelievably infantile, id-driven a**hole. Like... what f*cking adult could say "I'm not playing any more. But if I did, I'd totally win?" What a tw*t.

Quote of The Day

"I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks."

Donald Trump, racist idiot.

Democracy Trumped

It's been a long and horrifying week and I barely have the will to complain anymore. Man, that Trump guy... what a f*cking c*cksucker. Example quote:

"I think it's a very bad thing for Cantor to have done because I'll tell you, people love this issue especially in the Republican Party."

Trump objected to Eric Cantor voicing reason on birtherism because an outbreak of common sense amongst 'Merica's grunting classes could dent Trump's chances of being president. Trump's message is clear: even if the whole "debate" over Obama's citizenship is a shameful crock of sh*t, he intends to keep the pathetic urban legend on the table because he sees it as an 'in'. We have been warned.

So if the new rethug frontrunner doesn't lose interest in his presidential vanity project, if he actually does take up the cudgels against Obama next year, the 2012 campaign promises to make the fondue of stupidity that currently passes for political discourse in this country look wholesome by comparison.

Jeez, haven't we suffered enough through eight years of neocon fascism under Bush? Hasn't the economic meltdown, the rise of the 'baggers and the rethug holocaust on the middle classes been enough? We have to endure this goon now? God help us.

Random Picture of the Day

I wanted to write about Trump co-opting birtherism but... Jeez... the "hair"?! Maybe it could be his ace in the hole: We'll all be too busy wondering what the f*ck's happening with the "hair" to take any notice of the insane racist blathering. Then he could just clinch the presidency while no-one's paying attention. It could be the Trojan hair. Beware!

President Trump: Birther

Oh my. Up until now, I thought that orange mess on top of his head was the dumbest thing about putative prez Donald Trump. But no. Seems he's also a birther. Say Fox:

Potential presidential candidate Donald Trump says he has "just a little" doubt that President Obama is U.S.-born but his feeling doesn't make him an "idiot."

Yes, that feeling does make you an idiot... But look on the bright side: the American dream must be alive and well if even an idiot can get to "own" New York. This brings me to my favorite comment on the article:

How do you drive a birther mad? Put him in the oval office and tell him Obama's Kenyan birth certificate is in the corner.

Michael811, I salute you.