And Today's Social Responsibility Award Goes To...

Nick Ginetta, general sales manager for Nations Trucks in Sanford, Florida, is offering a neat incentive for new customers: a free AK-47 assault rifle with every truck purchase.

I'm sure Ginetta's a very all-American guy whose enthusiasm for guns probably marks him as a 'patriotic conservative' as opposed to a 'traitorous liberal'. So lets not mention that AK-47s were the classic communist gun of choice launched by Stalin and prized by heroes of American values like Che Geuvara, Pol Pot and today's al Qaeda. Ginetti's also following in the footsteps of that great all-American Mao Tse Tung who used to hand out free AK-47s to would-be revolutionaries like candy during the cold war (though Mao's policy on whether or not you had to buy a truck to qualify is unknown.) Power To The People!