Fun Ways to Accidentally Insult Yourself

First, Rudy Giuliani's staff book him to appear at the oh-so painfully appropriate "Total Tool" tool sale and hire shop in Schodack, NY. Said the release:

“The Honorable Rudy Giuliani” and [Congressional candidate Chris] Gibson will appear at 2 p.m. Total Tool is located at 10 Kids Lane, Schodack.

How I laughed. How Keith Olbermann laughed too. But then, by the force of some weird cosmic karma, Keith broadcast an entire segment of his show a couple of nights later with the word "ass" hovering right next to his head thanks to the partially obscured billboard behind him.

I'm sure some MSNBC director got sh*t for that one later... or was the control room infiltrated by a teabagger saboteur?