Monday, August 9, 2010

Thank You, West Virginia

In West Virginia "a man is behind bars for committing "lewd acts" with a mannequin in a public park Sunday morning". According to the Kanawha County Sheriff, 61-year-old Eddie Campbell was caught with his pants round his ankles and an armless mannequin on his lap while pleasuring himself in Booker T. Washington Memorial Park, Malden.

Not sure why I'm posting this. Maybe I'm so sick of schizoid Teabaggers and death-wish Democrats that a dude having sex with a mannequin in a park seems refreshingly normal by comparison. Thank you, West Virginia.

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  1. SagaciousHillbillyAugust 9, 2010 at 8:00 PM

    20 yrs ago or so, a guy was busted in the same Kanawha Co., WV for having sex with a sheep that was part of a nativity scene at Christmas time. He was caught actually right there in the nativity scene. He was also from up around Malden.
    6 yrs ago we bought a house and turned it into an office. The mailman comes by one day and tells us, "you know who lives next door? The guy who did the sheep in the nativity scene."

    Not always proud to be a WVian.

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  2. ChristiaanAugust 10, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    Hillbilly, take comfort in the fact that a man in Michigan tops the sheep fucker 100 fold by being convicted for having sex with his girlfriend's 5 days dead labrador on the side of the road in front of a day care.
    http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/9867/MI/US/

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