Gayday, Gayday... Conservative Emergency!

The wingnuts are in a frenzy... the sky has fallen... Prop 8 is overturned and the homosexuals are free to destroy marriage by doing it too! But it's only a straightforward case of civil rights and adherence to the Constitution. So why so angry c*ntservatives and faux Christian haters? I have a theory:

1. You don't believe in sex before marriage
2. But you want to f*ck dudes

Put those two together and you can understand why the average Christian conservative wants to keep gay marriage banned... think about it!