Puerility Spasm #2

The UK Daily Telegraph is a very staid, old-school conservative organ. So this surreal insanity could only have been written with straight-faced sincerity:

"A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his romantic feelings towards vehicles.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful. I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change." He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men. But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf."

One American's very literal 'love affair' with the automobile.