Sarah Palin's Serial Brain Gas

Via Gawker: Sarah Palin was still in New York earlier today when one of the city's seven million resident commies managed to "tag" her garish AmericaBus.

Then came Mooselini's latest historical brain fart:

“[Paul Revere] who warned, uh, the … the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringin’ those bells and, um, by makin’ sure that as he’s ridin’ his horse through town to send those warnin’ shots and bells that, uh, we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free … and we were gonna be armed.”

So in Palin's world, it was Paul Revere who warned the British that the Americans were coming? Jeez, living will or not, there should be a serious talk about switching off her life support... it seems unnecessarily cruel to keep her hanging on in this brain-dead, permanent vegetative state. As ol' Keith used to say: "that woman is an idiot".

But really, I'm not offended that Palin is an idiot. America is chock-full of idiots - some very functional and successful at that. No, it's her refusal to rein in her idiocy and smart up, it's her doltish lack of intellectual curiosity and respect for knowledge that pisses me the hell off. She is a proud, stubborn, shameless, egomaniacal idiot determined to drag everyone down to her level rather than attempt to rise to the lowest common denominator herself.

Look at it this way: no-one minds the guy who farts at the bar and says "oops... sorry 'bout that." No-one really minds the guy who just goes red and stares at the floor without saying anything either - at least he looks suitably contrite. But Palin? This dumb b*tch is like the guy who lets out a giant, stinking fart and just goes "what?" when everyone starts coughing and fanning the air with their hands.