Donald Trump Appointed King of the Third Grade

Our last chance to recycle such classic lines as "there'll be hell toupee" and "hair today, gone tomorrow". Sigh...

Says Donald Trump after pulling out of the 2012 race:

I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election.

What an unbelievably infantile, id-driven a**hole. Like... what f*cking adult could say "I'm not playing any more. But if I did, I'd totally win?" What a tw*t.