Let's Play The Race Card...

I like those off-beat surveys that pop up and make you wonder "who wants to know this sh*t and why?" But this one, surely says more than it knows:

Oprah Winfrey, Glenn Beck, Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Sarah Palin, comprised the list that LifeWay Research presented to Protestant pastors along with the question, “Which, if any, of the following people do you believe are Christians?”

Bush and Palin topped the list with most Protestant pastors checking them off as Christians while Beck's Mormonism put him low with only 27% (Mormon, Shmormon...). But Oprah and Obama? Only 41% thought Obama was a Christian and a staggering 81% thought Oprah wasn't. Hmm... could I play the race card here black folks? I think I might have a flush...

A Protestant pastor would have to be f*cknuts insane to think two American public figures of Oprah and Obama's stature would not self-identify as Christian. The only way they could possibly assume differently is if the words 'white', 'male', 'conservative' and 'Christian' were interchangeable and/or synonymous in Protestant circles. Tell me it ain't so?