Impeachment in the Name of Bipartisan Cooperation?

OK, maybe I'm stupid but... how the f*ck do the Republicans get away with their "bipartisan, reach across the aisle" post-victory shtick when assclowns like Darryl Issa are still blustering about subpoenas and impeachment? Any half-awake journalist or Democrat pol should be able to shoot this giant self-contradiction down easier than a day-glo zeppelin. You might think.

And what exactly do these goons think they could impeach Obama for anyway? As far as I know, the only thing he could be impeached for is letting the Bush misadministration off the hook for torture and war crimes thereby making himself party to the same high crimes and misdemeanors. I'm guessing Darryl Issa ain't focused on that though...