Is Rick Sanchez The Dumbest Man On TV?

CNN's Rick Sanchez could be a genius. I don't know. He might be a moron. Again, I don't know. But he definitely plays one well on TV. So well that even King übertard Glenn Beck recently called Sanchez "the dumbest man ever on television." Like... wow.

Here's some dumb highlights: Remember when Sanchez got all pissed with a scientist who was talking about a "9-meter drop in ocean levels"? Sanchez asked him what a meter was "in English". Remember when Sanchez called Barack Obama the "cotton-picking president of the United States"? Remember too how Sanchez thought the Galapagos Islands were Hawaii and that Icelend was too cold to have volcanoes?

But Sanchez is sensitive too. He gets ticked off when people like Jon Stewart poke fun at him - as Stewart so often does. On Peter Dominick's radio show yesterday, Sanchez protested Jon Stewart's "bigotry" against him and claimed "[People like Stewart] minimize you, and treat you like you don't matter... I am a complex human being. I am not some moron."

Sanchez then arced into some weird "Protocols of The Elders of Zion" sh*t when Dominick inferred that Stewart's being Jewish precluded him from being a bigot:

I'm telling you that everybody who runs CNN is a lot like Stewart, and a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot like Stewart, and to imply that somehow they, the people in this country who are Jewish, are an oppressed minority? Yeah.

I'd guess Rick Sanchez should avoid watching The Daily Show on Monday after that. I can't imagine CNN will be best pleased either. Way to prove you're no moron, Ricky!