Oooh... That Congressman Frank!

Apparently, for conservative "family values" group Public Advocate of The United States it's the early 1970s and gay people still mince and pout like those incidental characters they used to wheel out for cheap laughs on sit-coms. Homosexuals even have a special gay font so you don't have to use a manly sans serif when writing about them.

Dammit. How am I supposed to take these family values f*cks seriously as a hate group when they do this kind of sh*t? "Oooh... that Congressman Frank and his "special" rights!"

But it is fun to answer every question on the "American Morality Survey" in the gayest way possible, then sign off using the name and email address of the most short-tempered homophobe you know... Then you can sit back and wonder what kind of new spam they'll be getting. Have fun!