Flip Flop And You Don't Stop... Henngggh...

If John McCain were in any way capable of embarrassment, the ridiculous old fart surely would be feeling it by now. Even as a member of the party to whom the 'flip flop' is supposed anathema, McCain seems to own more pairs than the entire populations of Vietnam and Thailand combined.

As Gawker reports, McCain has now "crossed the entire political spectrum on immigration", a mega-flip flop if you will, in an effort to stay rooted in his Senate seat. In a few short years, he's gone from working with Ted Kennedy on a bill to "move most illegal immigrants towards legality", to barking out "Finish The Dang Fence" and "No Amnesty!" like a minuteman with Tourettes.

Back in 2008, Alternet had an article entitled "John McCain - 61 Flip-Flops and Counting". God alone knows what the total is now with one presidential campaign behind him and midterms looming.