Dumb Unit

May I propose the "Palin" as a unit by which to grade dumbness? Maybe a ranking of 1-100 Palins could be applied to statements to more scientifically rate their stupidity?

Mooselini herself throws out at least 75 Palins worth of dumb daily on her Twitter page. Take, for instance, misspelling Sharron Angle. Isn't she supposed to be a supporter of that pointless heap of wrinkled sh*t? You'd think she could at least spell her BFF's name correctly. Or maybe not...

But for a 100 on the Palin scale, how about her Tweet for "Peace-seeking Muslims" to "refudiate" the "Ground Zero mosque"? That Tweet was quickly replaced by a version asking instead that peace-seeking Muslims "refute" the mosque. Hmmm... refute? Maybe a little tricky to refute something that doesn't exist yet. So, third time being a charm, the bigoted c*nt settled on "Peace-seeking Muslims, pls understand, Ground Zero mosque is UNNECESSARY provocation; it stabs hearts. Pls reject it in interest of healing."

I wonder how much Palin pays the minion who follows her around all day to wipe her ass and remind her to breathe?