Monday, July 12, 2010

Bill O's Back



Bill O'Reilly seems to have been on the down-low since the murder of George Tiller last year. Could it be that Bill was given pause for thought after his incautious words were implicated in encouraging "pro-lifers" to kill? I don't know.

But after a recent on-air owning of Sarah Palin, it would seem he's back on form. Sure, Palin's a f*cking moron... but even so, the grace and skill with which Bill demolished her was a glory to behold. To paraphrase:

O'Reilly: So you oppose amnesty for undocumented workers and would send them all home?

Palin: Yup.

O'Reilly: So as a start you'd have all undocumented workers register with the feds so we know who they are and where they are?

Palin: Yup.

O'Reilly: And you'd send the ones who refuse home?

Palin: Yup.

O'Reilly: And let the ones who register go to work because you can't just starve them to death?

Palin: Err... yup.


There you go. Bill takes Mooselini from "No Amnesty" to "Amnesty" in about three sweet chess moves. This is the form that makes him tower head and shoulders above other Fox(ymoron News) neanderthals like Beck or Steve "dookie stick" Doocy. Give that man a falafel!

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2 comments:

  1. Never thought I'd see the day when BillO would be the voice of reason for the right.

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  2. This illustrates the level of thinking that goes on within the extremist right mind.
    Zero to totally stupid in 6.5 seconds.

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