Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Alien A-holes Bully Bosnian

Bosnian Radivoke Lajic has had his home hit by meteorites six times. He blames the odds-defying frequency on an "extraterrestrial grudge".

"I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials, I don't know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense." Says Lajic.

It's comforting to think that aliens advanced enough to roam the universe faster than light speed still haven't figured out better offensive technology than rock throwing. There may still be hope for us puny earthlings.


1 comment:

  1. "A grudge?" More like doing him a favor. . . have you seen the price of meteorites these days? Little tiny slivers go for thousands of dollars.


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