Joe The Tranny

Thanks to AOL's new policy of employing third-graders as journalists, we're now treated to in-depth questions like "who would you punch?" and "what superpower would you choose?" Fascinating, insightful stuff.

Today they're interviewing Joe The Pretend Plumber. Joe says Bill Maher is the guy he'd most like to punch and he'd choose flight as his superpower. But when asked if he'd ever stolen anything, the answer got weird:

When I was a very little boy, I don't exactly remember it, I guess we were going through a department store and I stole a pair of silk female garments and put them beneath my butt because I apparently liked how it felt.

So it's official: Joe The Tranny. Spread that search tag!

Fortunately, I'm not a 5' 8", 54-year-old guy like Bill Maher. So I guess Joe's not going to be coming to kick my ass for calling him that.