Today's Thoughts of Chairman Limp-Baugh

Chairman Limp-baugh threatens to leave the country if Obama (somehow) manages to pass his healthcare bill. Say wha..? Yup. He says he's off to Costa Rica.

Presumably he'll be off to be star attraction in some kind of c*ntservative Jurrassic Park Richard Attenborough's building down there. Maybe he could take a few other cold-blooded, reptilian wingnuts with him? I can but dream...

But wait. Now Limp-baugh's 'clarifying' his 'threat'. According to Raw Story:

Now Limbaugh is saying he will not leave the U.S., as in, move away. Instead, Limbaugh claims that he will simply "go to Costa Rica" for his medical care.

As is usual with wingnut demagogues who prefer to think only with their cerebellum, Limp-baugh's qualifying statement only makes his original thesis sound even stupider. Oh no, he wouldn't do anything as rash as leave the country if "Obamacare" passes. That would be crazy... Instead, he'll just snub American "socialist healthcare" and head down to Costa Rica to avail himself of some 100% genuine socialist healthcare:

Costa Rica, you see, has socialized health care operated by a government insurance monopoly, which provides a remarkably high quality of service for a fraction of the costs routinely seen in the United States.