When Eric massa's involved, anything can look dirty...
The saga of Eric "Popeye" Massa keeps on going. So many inappropriate but thwarted man-on-man interactions... makes me wonder if Massa's life story is like one long gay porno directed by Harold Lloyd.
But "Massagate" is nothing if not educational. I was intrigued by this quote from one of the many guys Massa managed to piss off during his navy career:
"Tom and Massa shared a stateroom together. Massa climbed up on the top of his bunk, which is hard to do--you never crawl up on somebody else's bunk. He wakes up to Massa undoing his pants trying to snorkel him."
Snorkelling??? According to the Urban Dictionary:
Snorkel: Oral sex act whereby the recipient's balls are licked or sucked while his penis is being vigorously rubbed by hand.
No wonder Massa's attracting so many new Republican BFFs. You like that, Glenn, don't you..?
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