Wha..?

Unsurprising that Pat Buchanan came out in favor of Pastor Hume's efforts to convert the heathen Tiger Woods to the way of Jeebus.

But it was surprising to see an alarmingly Muslim-looking dude sharing a page with Pat via one of those chance juxtapositions of page content and paid advertising. Even stranger, Mid-East dude's running for Governor of Texas. Wha..?

The good news for Pat, and the """Good Christians""" of my state, is that Farouk Shami is not a Muslim. The bad news? He's a Quaker.

Ha!

With the election of Annise Parker, the openly gay mayor of Houston, and a Quaker running for Governor, it seems we're working hard to buck the red state stereotype here in Texas. But stay tuned for the 'dykes and pacifists coming for your guns' ads that will inevitably and cheesily ensue.