Inside The Mind of Glenn Beck. (One at a Time Please, Space is Limited)

Glenn Beck had a folksy anecdote with which to entertain his listeners the people who stare catatonically at the radio wondering why they can't see him.

Apparently, Beck vacationed next door to Katie Couric - archenemy of Benita Mooselini - over the holidays and joked about being disappointed he wasn't invited to her party on New Year's Eve. He then pondered crashing it anyway before adding, weirdly, "Maybe If I’d thought about it earlier, we could have all had chili and Ex-lax and filled the bathrooms at her house."

I'm no authority on pranking. But when Ex-lax and explosive diarrhea are involved, shouldn't the goal be to have it happen to the prankee not the pranker? I would have thought Beck's scenario was more a prank on himself not Couric. So does this illogical prankery betray:

1. A secret masochistic streak on Beck's part? (Maybe so. After all, Beck is one of very few adults ever to have converted to Mormonism.)

2. Presenile dementia? (Maybe so. After all, Beck is one of very few adults ever to have converted to Mormonism.)

3. A severe inability to formulate logical plans? (Maybe so. After all, Beck is one of very few adults ever to have converted to Mormonism.)

4. Oh, you get the idea...