
Guy in Florida buys chicken with two a**holes... that's his story and he's sticking to it. Alfredo Cruz of Ocala named the chicken J-Lo because "She has a lot of butt."
#Occupy the Mason-Dixon line! Spare a thought for us southern progressives... it ain't easy bein' blue.
As a hillbilly chicken farmer I just gotta ask one thing: what do you mean by that?
ReplyDeleteHopefully you've never succumbed to the erotic allure of poultry. But I hear "One Hundred Things To Do With a Chicken" is not necessarily a cook book for some folks.
ReplyDeleteBe careful Herbie, I'll sic the hillbilly police on ya. They don't like ferners makin pregeedishul remarks about hillbillies.
ReplyDeleteI am not now, nor have I ever been on the force of the Hillbilly Police. I'm that rabble rouser in the back row at the Town Hall meetings.
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