Error Alert

A passenger on a recent Hawaiian Airlines flight attracted a lot of flak after he 'caused' the pilot to freak out and call a security alert. The plane u-turned and was escorted back by F-15s with the passenger facing felony charges of "interfering with a flight crew member".

But what did the guy do? He got froggy because they wouldn't let him stow his bag under his own seat and wrote a sarcastic comment card musing "what if the plane ripped apart in mid-flight and we plumited (sic) to earth, landed on Gilligan's Island and then lived through it and the only woman there was Mrs. Thurston Howell III?"

Big f*cking whup. And for this a plane-load of passengers are inconvenienced, Ice Man and Maverick get scrambled and millions of dollars are pissed away? I guess we are now officially a nation of adult children when control freak cabin crews can call on the airforce to settle petty spats with pissed-off customers. Über pathetic.