Miaow!

I'd still rate 'Snatch' as a top ten best ever movie. But, for some reason, everything Guy Richie made since turned out to be utterly sh*t. I tried to watch his movie 'RocknRolla' on a plane earlier this year and ended up turning it off. It literally proved more entertaining to stare at clouds through the window for nine hours instead. So this brilliantly bitchy review for 'Sherlock Holmes' comes as no big surprise:

"Guy Ritchie is the worst screenwriter in the world, but, to be fair, he is not the worst director. He is only the worst director of the people who actually get to make movies. As we speak, there are human beings walking the Earth -- perhaps as many as a half dozen of them -- with less directorial talent, but they've been safely diverted into other activities."