News Flash From The Birther Bunker: Victory Declared!

After 9 months of sifting through the Internet Wayback Machine, they've finally hit pay dirt: a 5-year old screw-up by the AP as it appeared on the East African Sunday Standard online. I'm sure Obama is tendering his resignation and packing his bags as we speak... Gushes John Charlton at Infowars:

"Seeing that an AP reporter is too professional to submit a story which was not based on confirmed sources (ostensibly the Obama campaign in this case), the inference seems inescapable: Obama himself was putting out in 2004, that he was born in Kenya."

Err... did they spell his name as 'Barrack' in the story because they're way "too professional" too? And are there currently 166,000 pings for "Associated Press retracts" on Google because they'd "never submit a story which was not based on confirmed sources"?

Funny how the notoriously sloppy AP is suddenly the word of God because they want it to be. Yet the unproven Limbaugh quotes are totally and utterly false and you'd have to be an idiot to believe them.

Oh, and by the way, that "too professional" AP is still spelling Obama's first name wrong. Easy mistake to make when you're an American news service. He's only President of the United States after all.