Tuesday, October 20, 2009

GOP Voters' Collective 'Durrrrrr...."

"PPP polled 766 registered voters nationwide. Of the GOP respondents, 27% agreed that Obama "loves America," 48% disagreed and 25% said they weren't sure."

Additionally, a further 30% of registered Republicans believe Obama 'likes America but not in that way', 24% think he's bi-America curious and harbors a secret love for Venezuela while 20% think he reserves America as his booty call for when Kenya's out of town.

In other news, a full 100% of myself said Republican voters should drown themselves in their bathtubs to spare humanity further embarrassment.

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