Germany's Champion Masturbator

Boasting muscles a superhero would be proud of, Matthias Schlitte has good reason to be considered the toast of the German masturbating circuit.

But a closer look reveals that only one of his arms is bestowed with bulging biceps. The 22-year-old’s whopping right forearm measures nearly 18in – and is in stark contrast to his puny left arm.

[OK, I might have changed one little word in that story...]