Morons v. Mormons

Oh my... the "Freedom Works" Koch suckers are getting all froggy with Mitt Romney for trying to ooze his way into their favor. Although he has much with which the 'baggers could sympathize - a wealthy business goon rolling up his French cuffs to peddle fake populism [check], an unknowing catalyst of classic double entendres [see above] - he's also a Mormon. Eww! Mormons might be an almost exclusively white, far-right minority but they're a minority nonetheless so... minority alert! Abort, abort! (or whatever a "pro-lifer" would say instead.)