Bachmann "Wins" Iowa

Oh my... the idiot rubes of Iowa have actually chosen Michele Bachmann as their fave candidate for president. For f*ck's sake, How pathetic is this??? It's rare I concur with Joe Scarborough but here's his indictment of Bachmann from last week:

"Michele Bachmann's first answer was, I wish the federal government had defaulted. Had defaulted! A week after Americans lost--some of them perhaps lost half of their pensions. Lost half of their 401ks. When trillions of dollars went down the drain with Americans suffering, she said that and got applause, and if anybody thinks that guys like my dad are going to be voting that way...they are out of their mind and they are too stupid not only to prognosticate, they are too stupid to run Slurpee machines in Des Moines...Michele Bachmann is a joke. She is a joke. Her answer is a joke. Her candidacy is a joke...Iowa, if you let her win, you prove your irrelevance once again."

True in spades. This cross-eyed welfare queen, this ridiculous c*nt, this national embarrassment is the miserable byproduct of teabaggin' know-nothing fascism hitting cynical, do-nothing career politicking in DC. Bachmann is living proof that our system is terminally and irrevocably busted. (Could the last one out of America please turn out the light?)

Of course, Bachmann hasn't a hope in hell of winning, either nomination or the presidency. But that just makes it even sadder and dumber that people like the dribbling, corn-subsidy-sucking tw*ts inhabiting Iowa would support her as their "small government" crusader. WTF is wrong with this country???