Koch Suckers

Been tryin' really hard to think around this one... but I can't. The fact that the Koch brothers are still alive proves a) that there is no God b) that the American people really are the most apathetic f*cks on the planet.

The Kochs have spent decades and hundreds of millions of dollars quietly subverting the US politically and economically. They've helped push the democratic "middle ground" so far right that Mussolini would probably be labeled a centrist by the numbnut MSM today. The Koch brothers really are Lex Luthors in Brooks Brothers suits plotting constantly to f*ck the environment, the government and us. And yet they live and thrive... a lot better than they'd have us live and thrive.

But there are crumbs of good news. Despite long and strenuous lobbying by the Kochs, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services has finally added formaldehyde to the official list of known carcinogens. My, how p*ssed those Kochs must be... as owners of Georgia-Pacific, they're one of the country’s top producers of formaldehyde and are desperate to convince us that formaldehyde is as harmless as mother's milk (mother's milk uncontaminated by CH2O of course).

I'd like to see the Kochs put up and shut up: chug a pint each of the sh*t on TV and prove it's harmless. Whatever the outcome, I'd be happy.