Awkward Things: Michele Bachmann Challenged to Debate by High School Sophomore

A high school sophomore in New Jersey is throwing down the gauntlet in Michele batsh*t Bachmann's direction:

Dear Representative Bachmann,

My name is Amy Myers. I am a Cherry Hill, New Jersey sophomore attending Cherry Hill High School East. As a typical high school student, I have found quite a few of your statements regarding The Constitution of the United States, the quality of public school education and general U.S. civics matters to be factually incorrect, inaccurately applied or grossly distorted. The frequency and scope of these comments prompted me to write this letter.

I, Amy Myers, do hereby challenge Representative Michele Bachmann to a Public Forum Debate and/or Fact Test on The Constitution of the United States, United States History and United States Civics.

Hopefully, we will be able to meet for such an event, as it would prove to be enlightening.

Sincerely yours,
Amy Myers

How cool would it be if mandatory debates with high schoolers were introduced for all candidates? Instead of would-be presidential runners debating each other and mugging for the cameras, why not draft in a few high school sophomores and dump the candidates who get owned? I have a feeling that at least half the slow-witted c*nts (e.g., Bachmann, Paul, Cornyn) in DC would not have made it through this fire wall.