Sunday, March 27, 2011

American Taliban

Here's the latest brainwave from some stick-up-ass conserva-schmuck in Alaska:

Gov. Sean Parnell's appointee for the panel that nominates state judges testified Wednesday that he would like to see Alaskans prosecuted for having sex outside of marriage.

And, if that ain't f*cknuts insane enough, the candidate, Don Haase of Valdez, went further when asked "What about premarital affairs -- should that be a crime?" Valdez said that would be "up to the voters" but that he "probably would vote for it". Like... wow.

How come these a**holes always seem so blissfully unaware of the irony of wanting small government and wanting laws to govern every aspect of everybody's private lives? There really is no difference between Haase and the Taliban. Except maybe a higher body mass index and a smaller beard.


1 comment:

  1. It seems like they're becoming so absurd that they are bound to crash and fail big time real soon.
    Then what next will the corporate power elite dress up and parade out into their three ring circus called "American Politics; the sickest show on earth"


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