Tw*t of The Day

Here's to Robert Ford, black South Carolina Democrat, who praised Hispanic immigrants for working harder than "brothers" and "blue-eyed brothers".

At the risk of sounding controversial, he's right. Americans may work longer hours for less pay than the rest of the developed world. But we're still lazy f*ckers with a bloated sense of self-entitlement. It's the American paradox: we're overworked and underpaid... but we're way too lazy to do anything about it except bitch about Mexicans. Black and white, the only thing that truly unites us is common contempt for the brown folks who do those hard and dirty jobs we won't do.

So why Tw*t of The Day? Because you ain't supposed to actually say that sh*t.