No Beef With Taco Bell

Shock horror... Of course, it was going to be a big story, the $5 million class-action lawsuit filed in U.S. federal court by an Alabama law firm alleging Taco Bell doesn't put real beef in its tacos. But, really, does anyone care? It's not supposed to be a gourmet experience when you get a full, diarrhea-inducing meal wrapped in paper for $3.99. So, I say, lighten up there Beasley, Allen, Crow, Mehvin, Portis & Miles... we eaters of Taco Bell are happy for cows to give their lives for more worthy causes.