Roger Ailes: Big Fat Stupid Tw*t

You'd think a guy who could roll Josef Goebbels and the Cartoon Network together and create the runaway success that is Fox News must be some kind of evil genius. Nope. Turns out Roger Ailes is an evil idiot. For example, Ailes has been picking a fight with NPR:

"They are, of course, Nazis. They have a kind of Nazi attitude. They are the left wing of Nazism. These guys don't want any other point of view."

So sputtered Ailes like some kind of bloated retard whose brain cells have long ago metabolized into fat. What the hell is a "left wing Nazi" anyway? Do they wear Birkenstock jackboots? Do they ask Poland nicely before they invade them? Does their Aryan super race have an an equal opportunities program? WTF is he talking about???

Then there was his psychedelic snark the other day about Obama having "a different belief system than most Americans." Ooh... don't tell me... is it Muslim? And if that wasn't nuts enough, Ailes went on:

"He had to be told by the French and the Germans that his socialism was too far left for them to deal with.”

Really? Did they? Anyone who pays any attention at all would know a "liberal" like Obama would be considered a conservative in Europe. And a "conservative" like Ailes? One mustache short of being Hitler.

So let me leave you with this rather unsettling final thought: Ailes is one of the few people in New York with a concealed handgun permit. He explains:

"I've got a bad leg, I'm a little overweight, so I can't run fast, but I will fight."

A little overweight? Maybe he's just left-wing thin.